Schizo the cat

Say hello to my dude, Schizo. He has an Instagram hashtag #SchizoTheCat. He shares the hashtag with at least four other cats, but he doesn’t mind, he’s a laid back bruh.

I hadn’t really thought through the consequences of naming a cat Schizo until I took him to the vet. It’s unnerving having a nurse put her head around the door and shout Schizo into a startled waiting room.

Schizo features a lot in my Instagram stories. He seems to enjoy moving if he thinks I’m about to get a good photo of him.

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Schizo looking annoyed at having his photo taken. Bothered with my trusty iPhone 5s, August 2019, and cheered up with the Snapseed app.

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