Say hello to my cat, Schizo. He has an Instagram hashtag #SchizoTheCat. He shares the hashtag with at least four other cats, but he doesn’t mind. As you can see from the photo, he’s a laid back dude.
I hadn’t really thought through the consequences of naming a cat Schizo until I took him to the vet. It’s unnerving having a nurse put her head around the door and shout Schizo into a startled waiting room.
Schizo lolling about. Taken in my flat with my trusty iPhone 5s, October 2017.